Unfit to Govern: The Tory Party Shopping List

Whilst most voters go out with a spring in their step when choosing which ‘political products’ to buy it appears Tory voters put one of their legs in quick drying concrete for a few minutes and then haul it behind themselves whilst grunting and scowling at the rest as they go.

When they look at the list above all they can think of is:

Even the working class join in. Only the whingers, moaners and none of it’s my fault battalion it has to be said. What they need is a chill pill and a short lesson on not being c**** and the world will be fine.

Douglas James