I wandered Lonely on Morning Cloud

coz fucking children isn’t allowed.

So I fuck them out here, safe from view

then deep six the bodies, two by two by two!

It’s a conspiracy theory The Tories say,

But to quote Mandy Rice-Davies”they would say that, wouldn’t they?’

And behind the scenes Cameron sweats,

as the cry goes out

From the Plebish parquets.

Carlton

Carlton

Carlton

CARLTON

C A R L T O N?

Kanjin Tor

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