With Gary Lineker announcing his departure from Match Of The Day in 2025, the BBC, no stranger to filling its political programmes with right wing establishment types is reportedly considering the following candidates for the role, bringing in figures who’ve been no strangers to controversy themselves. Instead of ex-players...
God has asked us to publish the following in full.
"People of Earth,
I’ve kept quiet for what many of you may consider forever.. I've watched humanity unfold, make its own choices, live with them, or suffer them, as the case may be. I created the Multiverse with a fair bit...
In a satirical twist of fate, far-right figure Tommy Robinson launched a new line of merchandise, including a T-shirt boldly emblazoned with the words "I Am a Cunt." Meant as a sarcastic jab at his critics, the shirt quickly spiralled into an unexpected phenomenon when Robinson's supporters began purchasing...
In the grand tradition of British understatement, the government had long been quite content with MI6’s understated role in global espionage. They spied, they snooped, they attended the odd embassy cocktail party with secret listening devices hidden in their cummerbunds. But in the year of our lord 2024, something...
Is your partner as caring and considerate as Norman?
On a serious note, always know the blood group of your loved ones just in case.
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The mystery of the white van in Bournemouth Bay deserves an explanation. So I came up with this one.
Barry Thompson was a man of simple pleasures: a full English fry up, a cold pint at the pub, and the thrill of navigating Britain’s roads in his trusty white van....
In a turn of events that would make even George Orwell put down his quill in disbelief, a new campaign has emerged from the depths of the British countryside, led by none other than Ed Swales, the chair of the increasingly eccentric pro-foxhunting group, Hunting Kind. This group has...
How the vast majority sees these pitiful people is exemplified by one reveal. Sad, small, disjointed and pathetic.
Best one yet pic.twitter.com/k9IV6TRf8h— Scotto (@1878Scotto) July 31, 2024
Who is vulnerable to join this mass of carcinogenic cells?
Following the disgusting response by the far right to the horrendous event in Southport,...
Stewart Lee explains his experiences with a taxi driver who said "These days, if you say you are English, you can be thrown in jail".
The story of John Picklesworth
John Picklesworth was a man of staunch convictions, none more firm than his belief that to be English in modern times...
In a bold move, welcomed by the vast majority of the public, the new Labour government has unveiled they are considering a policy aimed at rehousing individuals identified as racists and bigots to specially constructed floating homes and uninhabited islands in the North Sea. The proposal, dubbed the "Offshore...