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In the grand tradition of British understatement, the government had long been quite content with MI6’s understated role in global espionage. They spied, they snooped, they attended the odd embassy cocktail party with secret listening devices hidden in their cummerbunds. But in the year of our lord 2024, something...
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The mystery of the white van in Bournemouth Bay deserves an explanation. So I came up with this one. Barry Thompson was a man of simple pleasures: a full English fry up, a cold pint at the pub, and the thrill of navigating Britain’s roads in his trusty white van....
In a turn of events that would make even George Orwell put down his quill in disbelief, a new campaign has emerged from the depths of the British countryside, led by none other than Ed Swales, the chair of the increasingly eccentric pro-foxhunting group, Hunting Kind. This group has...
How the vast majority sees these pitiful people is exemplified by one reveal. Sad, small, disjointed and pathetic. Best one yet pic.twitter.com/k9IV6TRf8h— Scotto (@1878Scotto) July 31, 2024 Who is vulnerable to join this mass of carcinogenic cells? Following the disgusting response by the far right to the horrendous event in Southport,...
Stewart Lee explains his experiences with a taxi driver who said "These days, if you say you are English, you can be thrown in jail". The story of John Picklesworth John Picklesworth was a man of staunch convictions, none more firm than his belief that to be English in modern times...
In a bold move, welcomed by the vast majority of the public, the new Labour government has unveiled they are considering a policy aimed at rehousing individuals identified as racists and bigots to specially constructed floating homes and uninhabited islands in the North Sea. The proposal, dubbed the "Offshore...
"A father passing by his son's bedroom Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that...
I looked for synonyms for 'Lee Anderson' and I got this list: appallingcontemptibledepraveddespicabledisgracefuldisgustinghorridhumiliatingimmoralmiserablenastynoxiousrepugnantrepulsiverevoltingshockingsleazyuglyviciousvulgar abandonedabjectbadbasecoarsecorruptdebaseddegeneratedirtyevilfilthyfoulignobleimpureiniquitousloathsomelowmeannauseatingnefariouspervertedrepellentsickeningsinfulstinkingwickedworthlesswretched And add to that STUPID and IGNORANT! Ian Hislop, "Lee Anderson did a thing about St George's Day where he said he was incredibly proud.. He had St George's Day cufflinks.. And he said: this is one in the...
Date: 6th July 2024 The Rt Hon Sir Keir Starmer MPLeader of the Labour PartyHouse of CommonsLondon SW1A 0AA Dear Sir Keir, I write to you with a heavy heart and a profound sense of responsibility. As we prepare to transition power to your leadership, I must candidly acknowledge the severe economic...