In a move that has left the billionaire corporate media reeling, the entire Conservative Party has announced that they will not be standing in the upcoming election. Citing a trifecta of reasons, including "lack of competence, corruption, and public disapproval," the decision marks a monumental moment in British political...
The Last Straw:
https://dorseteye.com/leading-donor-of-tory-party-said-this-in-2019-about-diane-abbott/
In a shocking turn of events, the Conservative Party is to be officially designated as a terrorist organisation by an unnamed governmental agency, plunging the political landscape into chaos. The decision, announced in a clandestine memo leaked to Dorset Eye, cites a litany of reasons, ranging from...
In the bustling town of Ashfield, there lived a notorious right-wing figure named 30P Lee. Lee was renowned for his staunch conservative views, his fiery rhetoric, and his unwavering loyalty to the right-wing party. He was the darling of the ultra conservative media, adored by his racist and misogynist...
Several major photo agencies, including Reuters, Associated Press (AP), Getty Images, and Agence France-Presse (AFP), have withdrawn a recently circulated image of the Princess of Wales due to concerns about manipulation by the source. The photo, initially released to celebrate Mother's Day, featured Kate with her three children: Prince...
I have heard of election giveaways, but this one must beat every other one ever, anywhere.
And it costs absolutely nothing. No a penny. In fact, because the Conservatives have not spent a penny (lots of promises, though), we now have the luxury of staying at home and paddling and...
Amid the conflict in Ukraine, numerous Russian and Ukrainian tourists who had relocated to Sri Lanka may face expulsion following the alleged promotion of a "whites-only" party at a Russian-managed nightclub.
An advertisement for a "White Party" at Sarayka Lounge in Unawatuna, a popular resort town, specified a white dress...
Thank you to the wonderful Private Eye for exposing the hypocrisy of so many people in the UK, especially those who call themselves Christians. When they are pretending to be Christians to 'better the lives of their families' it's apparently not a problem. However, when others with a...
Following yet another opponent of Mr. Putin coming to a premature end, and given how Keir Starmer and his apparatchiks are running the Labour Party, there is now a sense that Mr. Putin is not only sending a message to those who oppose him but also to those whom...
If you are going to celebrate a psychopath's love in, I am going to write a satirical story.
Amazing how "celebs" like Holly Valance feel qualified to lecture us on the struggles of managing a job and house purchase when her career has consisted of three years acting in a...
Local News Takes a Technological Turn with Artificial Intelligence at the Helm
In a staggering departure from tradition, the Dorset Echo has handed over its age-old editorial reins to a team of relentless AI apps. What was once the realm of ink-stained fingers and coffee-stained notepads is now a symphony...
