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BRITISH DAILY MAIL REVEALS THAT CORBYN NAMED HIS POODLE “AUSCHWITZ”!

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SIMON WIESENTHAL CENTER TRACES CORBYN’S DNA BACK TO HITLER’S BUNKER!

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JEWISH CHRONICLE REPORTS THAT HIDDEN ITEM IN LABOUR MANIFESTO ALLOCATES $10 MILLION TO GAS CHAMBERS IN LONDON!

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WHISTLE-BLOWER TELLS DAILY MAIL THAT CORBYN IS GROWING SHORT MOUSTACHE AND EXTENDS HIS ARM AT SEVENTY DEGREE ANGLE WHEN SHAVING!

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RABBI HIER REVEALS HE’S NOT A PAID ISRAELI AGENT.

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BOARD OF DEPUTIES OF BRITISH JEWS REVEAL THAT THEY ARE LOYAL TO THE UK.