David We Want Our Country Back Davis is hoping to claim for his socks to be darned; his toilet roll replaced; the gravy on his chin removed and doors to be opened in 2019.
What would you pay for him?
Here are some of Tory MP David Davis's expenses claims.
£46 to change lightbulb
£640 on a Flax carpet
£914 to roll a paddock
£647 for his gardener
£658 doing up his kitchen
£414 to have his mower fixed
£5,700 for a new 'portico' at his house
£8,000 for 5,000 gallons heating oil!— The Laffterman, Not dead, just resting! #Labour (@laffterman) January 2, 2019
Douglas James