Oh David Cameron, I want to pour hot mustard on, your spam/ ham/ gammon face.Do you know thatthat your genitalshave their proper placeand that's not in the boat raceof your deceased porcine paramour?Did you also like to whip her?Or is that flogging a dead sow?Are pork scratchings inbred Tory Viagra?Were you...
Apologies for no article yesterday I was in hospital having my fucking sides stitched up after they split wide open from spending the entire day PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING at what’s just happened… I mean, you are SHITTING me right??? I mean, seriously…you are taking the piss yeah? This is...
He didn’t see the poppies grow down in Flanders Field,It was over in Afghanistan where they cheered a record yield.A bumper crop of skag that would spread across the earth,Compared to wealth and power, our lives have little worth.Was he fighting for the Queen, America or Shell?When the lines...
I...just...what ju..??? Say..WHUUUUUUT??? Um, buuuuh....???? I'm sorry. Perhaps I misheard you because I SWEAR you just told me that YOU WERE FUCKING RESIGNING FARAGE???? I'm struggling to find the words people...I have a massive red lump on my forehead right about now from the BIGGEST DOUBLE FACE PALM I've...
Not even going to bother with this one as I’m too fucking bored with the British public and the world to be honest. Today is the day Blair WILL walk for War Crimes. 70 FUCKING YEARS UNTIL WE ARE ALLOWED TO FIND OUT BLAIR MURDERED DR KELLY???? ARE YOU...
Having dinner with the Dalai Lama in a fish & chip shop in Northern England. He said - ' I don't much give a shit about Tibet, but if it wrankles the Chinese, I laugh and laughter is good, mind if I have a gherkin with that?' One has...
The War on Terror! What does that even mean? It's a catchphrase. A sound bite. To keep the Nation lean. The War on Terror! Let us join the fight. And babies alive this morning, Will be dead by 6 pm tonight. The War on Terror! A scam, a con,...
Living in the age of austerity, The killing of all chance of prosperity.When the poor man's hopes and dreams are a rarity, and the rich man's love and charity is a scarcity, and the screw turns tighter and, the poor are losing the fight to, keep on keeping on, and the sick are...
No more words please,last orders at the bah,bah,bah Language has literally arrested faith between faiths our lifetimes of forgetting,to move forward between the position that makes hungry dogs bark or the lame seek solace on the crutchless stop of beggardom. Where are the archers and infantry,buccaneers, captains of tomorrow...
War, it's a terrible thing!Unless you make the bombs?Then you're on the gravy train,receiving unearned Honours and Gongs Kanjin Tor
