Not a headline we're likely to see given the Royals' love of killing wild animals. His dad wants to hunt foxes, his aunt thinks it's OK to gas badgers and his grandad used to shoot tigers and elephants (from a safe distance). Harry was also questioned by the Police...
I had an interesting conversation with a guy the other day. It went like this:Me: 'Do you believe in a God?'Him: 'No not at all.'Me: 'Not even just as a possibility?'Him: 'Nope. I believe only in what science tells us.'Me: 'Okay - have you heard of quantum physics and...
Ever wondered what Squeeze's Up The Junction might look like from the woman's point of view?
I never knew it was Gordon
The guy who came from Morden
His face was cute and handsome
So that's when we began some
Adventure most romantic
Impassioned snogging antics
He said I wasn't common
His chat-up lines were rotten
We rented...
I just imagined a comical conversation between JC and one of the party faithful. MP: What if the people staging the coup are right? JC: Trust me, they are right....... Far too far to the right MP: But there's no one left JC: That has been the problem since...
So they flog a lot of bollocks in the press?what a mess.You thought a few rich guys knew best?what a mess.More people can cross a box than can pass a maths test.what a mess.Gross dodo 'bojo' and nigel the toad incest.what a mess.Some said left exit but i'm yet...
No matter what they say, We're all the same. Deep down inside, We all feel pain. By taking a side, what's there to gain? A sense of pride? An ounce of fame? The same old lies, Told again and again. Emotional cries, A show of strain. The world...
With all the fun and merriment We forgot about Mrs Jones,A widow who lives quietlyIn pain, but never moans. She often waves from her windowOr baby sits the boysIn fact, there are presents under the treeShe always buys them toys. She sang at the carol serviceOh what a wonderful voiceIt...
The War on Terror! What does that even mean? It's a catchphrase. A sound bite. To keep the Nation lean. The War on Terror! Let us join the fight. And babies alive this morning, Will be dead by 6 pm tonight. The War on Terror! A scam, a con,...
War, it's a terrible thing!Unless you make the bombs?Then you're on the gravy train,receiving unearned Honours and Gongs Kanjin Tor
We’ve all been had. On an INDUSTRIAL scale. Allow me… Religion = Believing in something with no evidence. Aliens = Believing in something existing with no evidence. The Emperor’s New Clothes = Believing you are fully clothed because someone told you this was the case and even though you...
