Having dinner with the Dalai Lama in a fish & chip shop in Northern England. He said - ' I don't much give a shit about Tibet, but if it wrankles the Chinese, I laugh and laughter is good, mind if I have a gherkin with that?' One has...
Ever wondered what Squeeze's Up The Junction might look like from the woman's point of view?
I never knew it was Gordon
The guy who came from Morden
His face was cute and handsome
So that's when we began some
Adventure most romantic
Impassioned snogging antics
He said I wasn't common
His chat-up lines were rotten
We rented...
Living in the age of austerity, The killing of all chance of prosperity.When the poor man's hopes and dreams are a rarity, and the rich man's love and charity is a scarcity, and the screw turns tighter and, the poor are losing the fight to, keep on keeping on, and the sick are...
He passed on, the fifteenth of last month just before the Wolf Moon hit it's sell by date stretching a sigh along the Madrid fault line unnoticed. I'd have to check with my loyalty points but I'm pretty certain by the bar-code recognition; at the super-market it was. All the milk half sour...
Not even going to bother with this one as I’m too fucking bored with the British public and the world to be honest. Today is the day Blair WILL walk for War Crimes. 70 FUCKING YEARS UNTIL WE ARE ALLOWED TO FIND OUT BLAIR MURDERED DR KELLY???? ARE YOU...
Sensational you.Breathing,And eating,And living,And doing,And thinking,And loving.And all this before you go to work,And do you daily grind,To earn a crust,Afor ye go bust,To feed your kids,And earn their trust.Sensational You,Making,And walking,Laughing,And Talking,Listening,And Yawning,So to bed,Ye go,The day’s work done,To sleep,To dream,Sensational one. Kanjin Tor
I don't trust the air domestically because the workers are doled up in white suits and masks to remove the asbestos in the ongoing demolition and I tell myself I don't know which way the wind is blowing and all this reckoning on Shakespeare's quality of mercy has left...
Apologies for no article yesterday I was in hospital having my fucking sides stitched up after they split wide open from spending the entire day PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING at what’s just happened… I mean, you are SHITTING me right??? I mean, seriously…you are taking the piss yeah? This is...
I had an interesting conversation with a guy the other day. It went like this:Me: 'Do you believe in a God?'Him: 'No not at all.'Me: 'Not even just as a possibility?'Him: 'Nope. I believe only in what science tells us.'Me: 'Okay - have you heard of quantum physics and...
You cannot stand alone, Against a sea of woe, If a man should fall in Paris, Is your blood the stronger? Is not your freedom less? Our only strength is Unity, Together we stand, Divided we fall. And if, many years from now, When you are old and grey,...
