No more words please,last orders at the bah,bah,bah Language has literally arrested faith between faiths our lifetimes of forgetting,to move forward between the position that makes hungry dogs bark or the lame seek solace on the crutchless stop of beggardom. Where are the archers and infantry,buccaneers, captains of tomorrow...
No matter what they say, We're all the same. Deep down inside, We all feel pain. By taking a side, what's there to gain? A sense of pride? An ounce of fame? The same old lies, Told again and again. Emotional cries, A show of strain. The world...
With all the fun and merriment We forgot about Mrs Jones,A widow who lives quietlyIn pain, but never moans. She often waves from her windowOr baby sits the boysIn fact, there are presents under the treeShe always buys them toys. She sang at the carol serviceOh what a wonderful voiceIt...
Not a headline we're likely to see given the Royals' love of killing wild animals. His dad wants to hunt foxes, his aunt thinks it's OK to gas badgers and his grandad used to shoot tigers and elephants (from a safe distance). Harry was also questioned by the Police...
I've been asked to write a poem about equality so, I'm going to write it with this new fountain pen which I realise, not everyone has access to whilst I listen to Elgar's 'Land of Hope and Glory' on the radio paid for by an insistent licence fee. I'm...
So they flog a lot of bollocks in the press?what a mess.You thought a few rich guys knew best?what a mess.More people can cross a box than can pass a maths test.what a mess.Gross dodo 'bojo' and nigel the toad incest.what a mess.Some said left exit but i'm yet...
Oh David Cameron, I want to pour hot mustard on, your spam/ ham/ gammon face.Do you know thatthat your genitalshave their proper placeand that's not in the boat raceof your deceased porcine paramour?Did you also like to whip her?Or is that flogging a dead sow?Are pork scratchings inbred Tory Viagra?Were you...
The War on Terror! What does that even mean? It's a catchphrase. A sound bite. To keep the Nation lean. The War on Terror! Let us join the fight. And babies alive this morning, Will be dead by 6 pm tonight. The War on Terror! A scam, a con,...
We are going to see rural england We are going to see rural England Which england, people say? Which England, ask the children? WHICH ENGLAND? The only england, The only english in England, Sitting behind a barbed-wire fence Under the floodlights, neon lights, Sodium lights, speaking english On the only...
This parallel universe theory is getting stronger as there is no way what is happening in this one can be for real??? Blurry eyed and slightly baffled, I awoke this morning to face a brave new world. Not content with alienating ourselves politically from the rest of Europe, we...
