Dear Boris has your hair always grown this quickly?

Fake news and alternative facts is obviously a strategy being used to divide and conquer. Whoever dreamed it up has temporarily saved the elites from our wrath. When I say wrath it is not meant to mean social media critique and naughty words. It is meant to be something much more final. Those days are coming but for the moment let’s let them believe they are winning.

Over to you Boris Johnson.

The answer from Tom Peck at the Independent appears to be that similar to Worzel Gummidge he has multiple heads and merely had a different one on that day.

Douglas James