The release of Queen Elizabeth’s death certificate has caused widespread surprise. Not that it was released but that b), c) and d) were not filled in. With a) being recorded as ‘Old Age’ speculation was rife that the b) and directly responsible would be ‘Liz Truss’; c) would be ‘Boris Johnson’, who she reportedly despised and d) would be her son ‘Prince Andrew’, who had brought nothing but shame to her family and the Royal Family holistically and cost the nation 12 million pounds in a ‘bribe’.

As can be seen b-d have been left blank.

Why Liz Truss?

This is widely believed to be the final straw for the Queen who although she put on a brave smile, the impact inside was that her organs gave up the ghost.

Why Boris Johnson?

Reports clearly pointed out that Boris Liar Johnson was the least favourite of the Queen’s 15 Prime Ministers. Having to meet up with the bucket of gunge weekly, for three years, and never knowing whether any of his pompous syllables were truth or lies is believed to have decimated the Queen’s health.

Why Prince Andrew?

The Queen had to fork out 12 million big ones to settle a case brought by a woman, Virginia Giuffre, who claimed that Randy Andy sexually assaulted her three times when she was 16. Although the Royal Family has long been suspected as a hive of indecency spanning across decades and centuries this appears to have been a significant contributory blow to the Queen’s health.

There is also intense speculation that the certificate could have included most if not all of the alphabet with E-Z contemplated.

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