The Tory Prayer (adapted from the book of Common Prayer)

Our Mother which art in Power, hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Kingdom come; thy Will be done in Scotland as in England.

Withhold from Them their daily bread when they really need it.

And forgive us our trespasses, but condemn those beneath us.

And lead us not into compassion, but deliver us from Corbyn:

for Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory for ever. Amen.